"Oh, there, that was good, that got a good release." Really, we get it: 50 Shades of Gray is a shitty smut book. Even surgeons know this now.

Q: "Why did you feel the need to tell me that the point I made was not the point that the article was making?"

Sweet ;-)

17 hour flights, eh? Maybe this thematically appropriate device will help some fraction of the passengers pass the time.

"There is a large gap of time when teens are unsupervised." [Full stop]

It's all good. Also, is your screen name from To Kill A Mockingbird? Scout was my favorite character. #RandomThoughts

That's really winning right there. Win.

OK. I'm good. Hope it works out.

Fellating cakes, ripping fat B.H.'s (that's "bong hits" to us aging semi-hippies). Running her mouth. It's all good, after all, but she's sort of at an inflection point—does she reel it in, get sorta serious? Or is it all Red Bull and blow?

OK. Some folks really do just dismiss women's soccer. Oh, god, I'm getting the goosebumps just looking at that picture, not even running the vid.

No, 'fraid I didn't. Is that the hot new thing now? Why, when I was that age, we didn't have fancy petri dishes....

Yeah, and it has that sort of cool NY/Boston swagger to it, with a bit of Pittsburg besides: yins don't be a bunch of jagoffs now... [Pauses to look it up in Urban Dictionary...] Hey, whaddya know? It is Pittsburghese....[www.urbandictionary.com]

Jesus, MLS came down on that player like a shitbomb. This comment-hater dude should just be fired.

That's hilarious. Very well played.

That's really not the point. It's an interesting aside, but it's not the point here, which is about how women "should" or "should not" be fans of any team in a really overt way. (They can, if they want, MLS douchedude notwithstanding.)

Not nobody. Typical sports dude here to say I live and die with the WNT. This was a great game, but then it reminds me of what happened against Japan. Sigh. I think the women's team has a lot more heart and guts than the men's side now.

Remember, a lot of good books have been made into shitty movies. So there's no reason that a shitty book can't be made into a shitty movie as well—with all the good porny stuff cut out and some script doctor hired to create a "plot." So, yeah, it will suck. But it's doable.

Hmm, I've read some excerpts of this book. So, which studio? Vivid? Will it be filmed in the San Fernando Valley—-in a one-day hotel rental? Just want to know is all.

Her duet of "Jolene" with Dolly Parton is great too. But she's been "making some bad decisions." Hope maybe she'll get all mentored before she becomes LiLo.

Cute puppy. Wonder who will really raise/feed/care for/play with it. Miley seems a bit flighty these days—like giving a toddler a chick or a bunny for Easter, only to have the tyke tire of it in about 10 minutes.