"I need moar moneys to keep Calista in Tiffany and run with the big dawgs." Or something like that.

Thanks for the offer, but I am uglier than your husband, I bet. In a cute way, but still. But I'd be happy to offer pointers, so to speak.

Yeah, like Coca Cola and the cigarette makers and the Club of Rome and the Trilateral Commission.... OK, really, pretty much Marriott. And the FBI. And that's about enough.

Dirrrrty minds think alike.

Doesn't look like Xanadu to me.....

You beat me to it. Yeah, I get down there, and with my fingers located just so..... Anyway, seems to work for her, which is good enough for me.

Isn't the "corona" part of the male member? Why, looky there. I swear, porn is where you find it. (Big ups to Wikipedia for the NSFW picture that appars if you click that there link): [en.wikipedia.org]

No shit. That 14th Amendment? Wordy as all hell. And it even says that Congress (Congress!) can stone cold pass laws and shit to enforce it. The founders never planned on that—or of wimmins and the Browns voting, etc.

1. Marriott hotel chain: Founded by Utahans and Mormons.

You're my hero. I try to help with kids too. Being a middle aged, grey-haired dude, some folks take me up on it, some are skeeved. But that's alright. If the only way a kid is going to sleep on a trans-Atlantic flight is on my lap, I'm good.

Jernulizm is hard.

Bottom line: either they don't have the real codes, or they have them, but they're useless. Winners don't pull this crap. The United States didn't start crowing when it broke the Japanese diplomatic and naval codes, nor did the UK widely advertise ULTRA. They just stone cold broke the codes.

Ballsy. But hella stupid. Dude could have caused an accident splitting traffic. A dude got caught doing this up in Anchorage some years ago. He did some time.

Well, I was gonna flame you, but then I decided that, hell yeah, maybe teaching some of those scriptkiddies a trade would do 'em some good.

Yer grandpa rawks, totally.

"Both work by preventing ovulation, so your egg never has to do a fateful high five with one of his sperm, or preventing implantation, which can interfere with an already-fertilized egg's attempted implantation into the cozy mucus lining of your fecund womb. If you're already pregnant by the time you take the morning…

I see your point. You'd have been a riot (well, not really) in Boston around, say, 1773. "Those damned pamphleteers should get out of their dad's printshop and do some real silversmithing." Or something.

#winning

"Have these idiots ever heard of a petition? You know, those protests that actually work?"

Lady GoTo10. I love geek humor. Win.