I understand why you did this. But the type of person who'd steal cable in a way that messed up yours is going to just be all "tl;dr" and will toss this into the file that is round and emptied daily. But, absolutely, stealing someone else's cable is dickery. If you're gonna steal cable, steal it at the pole like the…

Only if you also set it on fire.

Epic win. I was going to tag this form idea as #passiveaggressive also.

So many arrow-of-causality problems in that study, so little time....

Yeah, the recent pix aren't so good. And I thought Courtney was looking good for a while. Sigh.

Thanks! Excellent!

No taquitos? Shows how often I get to Sheetz. On road trips, it's usually about the T/A or Flying J.

This is brilliant. I want that turntable now.

Surprisingly, they may not get gas from the same place. The distribution of gasoline is a very bizarre thing. So's pricing. In Seattle, there's a gas station on So. 188th Street right off I-5 that charges about 15 cents a gallon more than the same brand elsewhere. Why? Because it's about 2 miles from the rental car…

There's a Sheetz about to open near me, right on the way to work. It's a pain in the ass to get gas between my house and work (all the stations are on the other side of the road) so I am so stoked I'm about to call Sheetz to ask them to open already, for crissakes. I promise to buy a shit-ton of Slim Jims and those…

You're so right.

Don't you think a big bad Linux admin would know something more about tech than how to run grep?

Thank you. Proves my point, above. Proves I should read more carefully, also.

Dumbass. He doesn't know to scrub the EXIF data from his pix? I'm not a hacker, and don't really know a lot, but I know how to google and get this: [forums.macrumors.com]

She styles herself that because that's her given name.

Oddly enough, Courtney Love, egg donor, looks remarkably good in that picture. Must have gotten the monkey off the back for a few days.

Can we just step back for a minute and, once and for all, develop a set of severe punishments to be applied to people who use "beg the question" wrong? Why, I oughtta.....

And this is the perfect summation.

That was my first thought—the it might burn part. I don't like my junk to burn, and my wife would kill me if I singed her ladybits.

Your mom totally rawks.