Dear People All Worried about TSA: Please don't get in the same line as me at the machines. I can take out my laptop, CPAP, belt, shoes, change, cell phone, blah blah blah in the amount of time most tourists take to figure out that yes, they have to remove *all* change from their pockets. If you go through the line…

You've never been on a

Yes, given the near 100% chance of a crash, sacrificing comfort in hopes of proper post-mortem identification is crucial!

I love when this happens. My window seat new friend and I come to a tacit agreement to use the middle seat as our joint drink table. Win.

Wow, move the decimal point and double it? Even with my C in Algebra, I think I'd figured that out a looong time ago.

If done carefully, arbortion can help trees provide years of enjoyment for your family, while saving our precious trees. Why would anyone oppose that?

OK, ladies, so help a fella out here: if I say "you want to come to my place to provide genetic benefits for humanity in the long term," is that going to be the killer pick up line? Or should I stick with the tried and true "Can I have your number, cause I've lost mine?" etc.

Wow, I thought it was just my students that watched a movie instead of "reading" the "book." I guess my older students have started breeding. Also, I had no intention of reading this trilogy, until just right now.

I see your point, there.

Damn you beat me to it. I'll just leave this instead.

I bet you love Civil War "re-enactors," also.

If they play that gawdawful Celine Dion song, the 1300 or so souls on board are likely to toss themselves into the icy waters of the North Atlantic, led, I imagine, by Kate Winslet herself.

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That the Wii is a kids'/social gaming system is precisely why I will kick it to the curb for a PS3 or Xbox. I have a lot of Wii gear, so hopefully backwards compatibility will work, but I want to play grownup sports games, and the Wii's graphics just won't cut it. If the new unit doesn't look at least sort of like the…

How does getting a boob job = a slut? You've definitely cornered the market on misogyny here. Perhaps that's your goal?

I think it means "sausage party."

I had a couple "lovers" who "stabbed me in the back" too. But not with a real knife. I consider myself fortunate.

Thanks—that explains it. I was going to say she's hella chipper for someone with a metric shitton of injuries like that. But opiates explain it.

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