Ammonia is not solely or even primarily a cleaning agent—and the anhydrous (scary) version isn't a household product. A small amount of ammonia (NH3) is not really going to hurt anyone—although the fatty meat won't be the best part of one's diet.

I guess this is another good time, as was done below, to link to the [Snopes.com] article, and ask folks, especially those prone to forwarding everything they see on the Inter-Net, to calm right down.

Exactly. This is exactly the sort of shit that that shit-sack Walker and his army of turds would dream up.

As a dumpy-grey-American, I plan to announce the site of my next arrest to you and others similarly situated, to see if my arrest will be equally hot. I plan to protest against Kony tote bags until arrested.

They're six. They may not really be processing this the way grownups would.

I start welling up when you post the headlines for these stories, and it's all the waterworks after that. That little girl is so cute. As a daddy of two little boys, I so feel for those soldiers. I go on a week-long business trip and go nuts about missing my kids, yet these guys go somewhere scary for a whole year…

My wife reminded me that these asshats endorsed Bob (rapey) Packwood. And wasn't their first D endorsement for prez Bill Clinton or Barry Hussein? Whatever. They are the official house organ of Beavertoswego, not anyone who actually lives in Portland.

Ok, The Oregonian, and all other Jurassic-era journodinosaurs whose calendars haven't turned to 2012 yet, dig this: Sure, put Doonesbury on your op-ed page, or buried in the three classified ads that are left, or whatever. But stop this bleating and bullshit until you remove that execrable piece of shit called…

This is the funniest thing I have read this year—or will. It makes me oddly nostalgic for when our little dudes were this little. My wife, the smart one, just gave them lots of baths, and now I know why.

We now know that the only thing sadder than sitting and eating a Subway sandwich at a Subway is doing so while Barber's Adagio for Strings is playing. #whatweretheythinking

On that flight, everyone's a patient. More diazepam, stat!

Anastasia who? I hear the author is not a sophomore in college. This fact is certainly contestable.

Guys love going down? Dammit. I love going down, and I thought it was my one and only special skill. Other dudes are stone cold competin'? Damn.

No worries. While there's a lot wrong with college sports, there are a lot of things right with it too, and while I have a fairly deep reservoir of revulsion for Barnette, I think Miles is being way cool with this Mo at LSU

So, when I first saw this, I thought she was the Aussie. She's pretty good at that accent and the jokes about meat pies. But as a Yank, I know boo about Aussie accents besides what I learned from Paul Hogan.

I guess you sold me on the RN thing. As a Washington grad, when he was first hired I thought that the AD should have been fired on the spot for hiring that slimy dude. But as it turns out, Ricky N was not rapey, just a serial violator of NCAA rules who got busted on a flimsy betting-pool beef. But I still hate him.

Barnette, in so many words, justified her being raped on the idea that she wasn't a really good kicker. His comments were, in essence, a separate rape. The man was a dick, and represented each and every thing that is wrong with college sports. The "punishment" for "not making the team" is not generally rape. At least,…

Actually, sorry to say, a lot of these are Nigerian, which is why they are called "419 scams," for section 419 of the Nigerian criminal code or something. (I hope that fact isn't also an urban myth.) And a friend of mine had her gmail hacked from an IP address in...Nigeria.

Exactly. With taking it as a lump sum, you get to make your own choice about the present value compared to inflation, about taxes, etc. I am not sure you'd pay much less in taxes taking it over 30 years because you'd nearly always be in the top bracket on a payout this big, and god only knows what the top bracket…

Republicans believe fervently in capitalism until capitalism happens to them, in which case it's all probably the libruls fault anyway.