Your reply is even funnier than the funny comment. Do we #cotd here? If so, these are co-winners.

No shit. I (a guy) was going to make a snarky comment about two women = hot, etc., but this is so sad and kind of outrageous that it's not worthy of snarky jokes. Yeah, some of my best friends are lesbians* (#cliche), and I'd be mortified if they had to put up with this shit at a restaurant. Arghhh.

I'd like to think my spouse would throw herself at me today. But, hey, butter, cow, etc.

"[Michele Bachmann's] body of tweets is extremely crude and in almost incomprehensibly poor taste."

Thanks, I guess. I'm a fat fuck too, actually. But I've at least kicked the horse tranqs. In my feeble defense, I don't usually go in for fat shaming, but Rushbo is the kind of fuckwit who mocks the physical imperfections of others, so, in perhaps this one case, it's appropriate to toss it back at him. Maybe not.

Trying not to make obvious LiLo joke, but, yes, I agree....

Hey, you fat fuck Lardbaugh, who caused that Lap 1 wreck in Daytona Monday night? Hint, asshole: it wasn't Danica.

Thanks! I love that the Gawker commentariat has some sense of proportion—I am sure we abhor animal cruelty, but when these nutters do stupid stuff, like torch research labs and engage in epic hypocrisy, no one wins.

Someone still takes PETA seriously? Strange world we live in.

You read far more into my comments than I said. I never said you were ugly. You used this term to describe yourself. Therefore, you, not I, have issues. And my broader point is that if you don't want to read something, don't click on the link. I am not telling you what to do; I am reminding you of your options. Your…

Then don't click on the link. You're not compelled to read anything here. If you are, let us know, for such compulsion would likely violate some law, some where. What you describe is awful, I know, but it's not the fault of the writers here.

As a guy, I can say some truly deep things about this comment. Like "win." I read a similar discussion of men talking about women's bodies in a ladymag (Dr's office is rife with 'em) and the guys were all saying things like "she's letting me get naked with her, it's all good." And, in fact, it is all good.

Do non-religious employees have to pay for the insurance that covers making and having babies? Fair's fair, after all.

If rubbing one out counted as "fetus killing), I was a mass murderer several million times over between age 13 and [16...oh], who am I kidding, between 13 and ... how old was I when I got that vasectomy?

I thought the Drudge Siren was enough, but all that sounds good. HTML 2.0 4 EVAH!

" I did a small amount of web-based research" is code for "I found some errant bullshit on line that wouldn't earn a passing grade for a freshman term paper."

You've been here since 2007? Curious: where did you get your lifetime exemption from proper grammar, orthography, logic, and any sort of of a contribution? Nicely done.

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Only got three stars. Hope they can get that Amazon thing with Verizon. (Sorry. Couldn't help it.)

This guy wouldn't know Science if Science climbed up his ass and recreated the entire Manhattan Project, from scratch, up there. But he'd object to it, in any case, because of "Manhattan," thus libruls and jews.