Yup,. To the tune of $38k. And that's your full frontal WTF moment of the day.

Good stuff. Would love to converse on this, but I am afraid we'd bore the Gawker audience to death. This is good reading, though!

Troll much? VioletGatesy makes an excellent point, about LiLo's public persona. I typed that slowly, and in italics, so you could see that. In the Missing The Point League, your number has been permanently retired.

Yes. I mean, I trust a Neanderthal as much as does the next fella, but when they put on those sweater-vests, all bets are off.

No kidding. One hopes he gets nominated so that this little shit-bomb can land among the "moderate" R voters who may be just decent enough to stay home on election day.

But she was really cute in the Parent Trap, and looked to have the chance to develop into a reasonably good actor, along the Emma Watson/ScarJo theme. I love to mock her, but after Whitney Houston's death, and Amy Winehouse, etc., the celeb deathwatch for these kids is really no fun any more.

Good stuff. But I am a bit confused—I learned (not in law school, but in upper-level con law courses in college) that the incorporation of federal constitutional protections against the states' (that is, the erosion of the Barron principle) was a result of the Due Process clause of the 14th amendment, not the…

Jesus, we were just talking, amongst family and friends, about the whole idea of preventing married people from getting birth control, and requiring spousal consent for it. Santorum sounds like a big leap into the last century, or the one before. Griswold was such a no-brainer that I can't imagine anyone not…

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Is this guy a dick, or what? Also, 410 U.S. 113, asshole.

Unless, of course, she plans to just stone cold ignore the bullshit that issues forth from those courts. Which I hope she does.

You have an uncertain relationship with "reality," right?

Word. My proposed solution: just wear bikinis all the time.

Oh, yes. I just think it's the haircut, but she does have that ScarJo look about her. Maybe because of the shoes, I am thinking more hipster than emo, but still, pretty good.

That is beautiful. One of my favorite Neil Young songs-or just songs, for that matter. Gotta share this on FB.

So true. I knew that I loved this author from the first sentence.

Is "Dr Oz" a first-rate dick or what? Also, rraattbbooyy, here's a news flash: you can't shame obesity away.

Holy shit, she looks like 100 miles of bad road. It's really sad.

But your metro area ain't—all any metro area is probably packed with breeders* anyway.

$400k seems a bit high, but you're not going to find a good nonprofit leader for less than $250k—at least, not of the size and scale of Komen, regardless of its twisted mission.