Do we do #cotd here? If not, here's a first winner.

Elyn, I just said the same thing. Should have read down the list more carefully. I swear I didn't plagiarize you! Thanks for pointing this out.

Erda, I don't want to speak for Noodle3, but google the term "pinkwashing" and enjoy. The top hit is for this site: check it out. [thinkbeforeyoupink.org]

Jess, anything helps. Even if we all just gave a dollar, that's 1.1 million right there.

OK, dude here. My wife used to get those eeeevil birth control pills at PP. And pap smears, and all that. This was before we were married, and on my health insurance, so this was affordable.

No, all the bitchy hipsters it makes fun of it hate it too.

I think they did a good job of laying down a good bass groove with what they had to work with. But, yeah, these ladies truly rock the house.

Portland is where young people go to retire. And be painfully hip. SFO and the bay is where people work—because they have to.

Duhh, he's "with the band."

Oh, god, this takes me back to my neighborhood health club. In 1988. In a very, very good way. #nostalgia

At least two of us did. It's the hashtag of the day.

I saw that comment in context, and it made me laugh. I like to think I was present at the creation.

Hmm, winner of American Idol is also a half-wit? What are the chances?

Well, it's pretty lame to put expensive stuff on a wedding registry if you're all old and cohabiting and whatnot. That's why my then-38 year old self and wife registered at Target—prices are good, and we registered for hella whimiscal shit, like my Tasmanian Devil Shower Radio and a Tigger beach towel. We sent the…

To be fair, slashing the face is a whole lot more dangerous to the slashee than getting one's butt slashed. And, yes, the bizarreness is a function of the high potential of an ass-fetish going on here. It's not a joke, but I don't think we need to be funereal about this, either.

Wow, I learned a new word today. Piquerist. Can't drop it into a regular conversation, alas.

Yes, a joke. I'd be all about pouring in a lot of "covert" campaign cash. But, yeah, Chile alone is enough to haul Henry Kissinger's ass to the Hague for incarceration.

Stomach? Now turning.

This guy so owns the Latin American franchise for The Crazy. There was a time where the US would just hook up with some skeevy military junta and do a coup. Oh, America, when did we lose our steely nerve? (Probably right after those El Salvadoran nuns got raped and murdered with the full knowledge of the CIA, but,…

And splinters. Deadly splinters.