I think they want to go back to 1782, frankly. Before there was the Constitution they bleat about, but never really read or understand.

"Daily newspapers and other periodicals could be out of date before they're delivered, and you won't be able to wait until the absolute last minute to make bill payments."

I am with you. My wife pointed it out to me, but I'd seen the headlines and roughly knew the story. I gritted my teeth and read it today all the way through. I want to punch Gary Bettman now.

This chart would suggest that nearly equal girth and length = sexyfuntime. Not really?

Thank god you said that the womens score the ideal as in the 98th percentile. I thought I was coming up short. And, I guess in some ways I am, but I try to make up for it in other ways. (No, not that way. The "trying not to be a douche" way. Trying, at least...

I'm not shocked; I do love hockey. This was a nice thing after the super depressing stories in the NYT the last few days about the hockey player who ODd, and who was found to have pretty bad brain damage from fighting. So yes, bringing the cute is good. Maybe teddy bears will lead to the NHL taking brain injuries…

Awwww,,,,,

A risk I'd take.

Good point. This is, I guess, my point too—given a choice between near certain death, and a slip chance at reviving someone, I think I'd go with the latter. If I were on the receiving end of the TLC, I think I'd forgive a few broken ribs, also. But, yes, a 10 y o isn't likely to be very strong, unless they are…

All of the above. But it's better than nothing. The mouth breathing has been dropped from the protocol.

Yeah, they so have the facts wrong. It's the Bentonite and a bottle of calcium citrate that drives the "toxins" out, duhh. #AnotherScienceFail

Epic win Will steal shamelessly

Isn't it wonderful how a meme can bring people together?

Ooh, look at them digging in Sandusky's entrails! Gross!

It's from John Boehner's personal library. The other book isn't colored, yet.

Ohhh-kay. So the headline says that Apple is screwing New York; the picture would lead one to believe that NYC is the entity being screwed. And yet, it's the MTA, not the city of NY, that's getting "screwed," and the article says as much.

Word. My whole worldview re: Daria has tilted.

Yeah, it takes all kinds. But while porn porn is just offensive to some, child porn? In public? In a plane? That's just lunacy, not because you might offend some one, but because you might get arrested!

What my wife and I want to know is: Is it badass? Also, does it give a shit?

Ha! Could be, although his department chair or dean may be able to take it down. Although it appears that it's on his own page, and maybe it's up until proven guilty. If it were me, I'd take it down for a while. If it were me, I'd also avoid the kiddie porn above or below 10,000 feet.