It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

This just means my Google Home will murder the deputy when I play Eric Clapton

Serious question: Do home runs count if you hit them off the Mets?

LMAO...that would be a similar situation to when overused Scott Proctor left the Yankees to join the Dodgers, and shortly thereafter, Joe followed him there.

Related question: If you’re a Knicks fan and it means Phil fucking LEAVES, would you applaud the deal?

i know it’s not the hypothetical but if the offer was trade jackson and porzingis for a plate of roscoes i’d probably take it tbh

They will probably form a 10 member bipartisan commission; made up of 8 republicans, 1 tea party, and the ghost of Strom Thurman; to see just exactly was in Hillary Clintons deleted emails.

We’re still going to need some hard evidence, you know...like a white guy saying he witnessed it. You can’t believe those darkies, they’ll say anything.

#NEVERFORGET

I thought this was a long winded joke until I got to then end and there was no punchline.

Putin already has.

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

Now hang on, the character is in prison. Should the judicial system of the land in which he resides not be allowed to play out fairly? What is Man without Law and Order? When the scales of Lady Justice are denied by an escape attempt, our very social order is in jeopardy.

The main character had a moral responsibility…

On the other hand, fuck Nazis.

Is it morally right to punch nazis and facisists? Hell yes. Legally? No. So the caveat is you should be willing to stand trial if you do it. Or you know wear a mask. Like Captain America. That said, I am pretty sure a jury will be hard pressed to find you guilty if your only crime is, and I’m quoting the defense’s…

Pretty sure the real reason is all the profiles MSM news outlets did on him a few months ago. I already knew who he was before he got punched. Now I know who he is and that he got punched.

10x more well known as the Nazi who got punched by a random hero.

What I have seen and heard is actually very problematic. Officers hate him, enlisteds are all about this shit.

If only we could channel that fear into gun regulation instead. We are far more likely to be shot by an American than killed by an immigrant.

Unfortunately, I think we’re going to have several years to make The Steves a thing.