He’s Pestilence, Donald Jr is war, Ivanka is Famine, and Donald the orange faced reindeer is Death

Also where are all the Blue Lives Matter folks complaining about the giant dump he’s taken on our police. Apparently he thinks our police are so incompetent they are completely unable to get information out of a suspect.

What’s the over/under on number of pages? 20?

Really disappointed by the misuse of the word fuckfest here. So who’s the real villain of this story?

I love how fucknuts crazy Tesla is (Google too for that matter). I mean, they just go out there and say we’re going to fucking do this ridiculous thing that’s not even possible right now, but we’ll figure it out. And they don’t always, but they do manage it a shocking percentage of the time.

Team Murder sounds like fun

BOOOOOOOOOO Your ideas are bad and you should feel bad.

Linking to your own tweet? Like is that allowed? I feel a little violated. Like you just pulled down your pants and started masturbating right in front of us. For shame. For shame.

Concerning your previous article: Your ideas are bad and you should feel bad

This is the best take on this here, including the article itself.

I too masochistically used to watch morning joe. Fortunately, I grew out of it. But it was obvious from the beginning they were banging. They always had that mulder and scully sexual tension. So, I guess you are that dense.

“a Kinja account is pretty easy to set up”

Prince Fielder is a millenial

Ah, very few things in life are as exquisite as the anguished embarrassment of a teen with their family

Wow. Someone ungray this. This ... this is just ... just bad.

Hiding who you are is literally the job description for acting.

People think that just because they look like normal humans that the gawker staff are, but actually they’re all C.H.U.D. babies

It’s funny because I was so excited for this starter group. Definitely the best in a long time. But goddamn I hate Popplio. He’s such a garbage design

I find him vexing for exactly this reason. He is an annoying twat, but sometimes he’s really entertaining, but sometimes he’s such a self-aggrandizing idiot, but sometimes he’s smart and thoughtful and funny, but sometimes he’s a super-annoying mega-twat, but sometimes he seems like a really chill dude into cool shit.

Fantastic Four isn’t DC