Marston was a freak who was totally into bondage, but he wasn’t sexist. He created Wonder Woman as an example for why he believed women should be running society

Yea, I think if this is the worst thing to happen to you today, you had a pretty great fucking day

He went with his strengths: losing

This 13-page shit sandwich of a high Stanford student’s business plan to launch his app that’s totally going to disrupt ... like ... everything is the single most damning thing I’ve ever read.

Save it for your Zine, you old fuck

If it makes you feel better, you can always blame Fox News for creating Donald Trump in the first place. Because he is Fox News as a presidential candidate.

Thank you. I <3 this. My facebook feed is starting to drive me insane

Jack Nicholson was too busy doing the Batdance to have a proper Joker laugh. I award you zero points

Well, this is pretty typical Jimmy who literally declares everyone and everything to be THE BEST! THE BEST! JUST THE BEST!

Yea, there’s zero chance this changes anyone’s mind. The only possible way that happens is if a bunch of Republicans get the Zika virus.

I feel like that Jamie-Lynn Sigler thing should get it’s own article and be a much bigger discussion

I have long celebrated the magnificence that is Susan Sarandon’s boobs. I mean, seriously, look at em. Those motherfuckers are hypnotic.

Also, Thanasty

I’ve been calling him Jackie Thanasis since the Knicks drafted him in 2014

This is a good family

Also important: Dildos are hilarious.

Well, this is an improvement over the last time a giant snow storm hits DC and a plain clothes cop broke up a snowball fight by waving his gun around without identifying himself

This is an exceedingly thoughtful and interesting piece. Thank you.

Oooooohhh, I see homophobia and boston together in one place, I simply assume they’re related

From Boston .... of course