One of my favorite 90s classics:

I listen on commutes and whenever I’ve had mindless repetitive work to do.

“I bet he got 8 hours of sound sleep last night ...”

“Jastremski barred from having any contact with footballs” Is the funniest part of this whole thing. If he goes to his local sporting goods store and touches a football, will he be arrested by NFL police? Roger Goodell kick him in the balls?

Also, I think he ends up at Vice. They have a boatload of cash, will be overjoyed to give him his own vertical, have a relationship with HBO which will give him more entertainment industry contacts and likely allow him to start a new sports documentary series, be part of a company actually interested in pushing video…

This whole article is pointless because Bill Simmons isn’t a writer. He’s a producer, recruiter, and podcaster

Rick Reilly ... now there’s a company man to the very end

Welp, nothing’s gonna beat this comment. You did it. You’ve won deadspin. Where do we all go from here?

Isiah Thomas also said under oath that he believes it’s perfectly acceptable for a black man to call a black woman a bitch. Someone should ask him if the black female executives and black players under him are bitches or if he thinks it’s ok for him to call them bitches?

Spiderman 2. It gets praised to death, but I found it corny.

I think the real lesson here is never fuck anyone from Toronto

No, I think he’s just lazy and doesn’t give a shit. He gets paid millions of dollars to hang out with his friends and churn this shit out.

You know who impeaches people with Christian beliefs as loons? TIM FUCKING TEBOW. That’s right, his little cult sect of christianity that worships his dad has spent lots of missionary time trying to convert Catholics.

I say good for the rabbit. Babies are known assholes.

As a Jets fan, I'd like to remind you that we've actually won playoff games in the past decade.

Bear Down? Really? Too soon! #FatDog

It's gotten to the point that if it weren't for places like Kotaku and a number of my friends, I'd just assume the entire gamer community is toxic and completely avoid it at all costs.

Well it's a good idea and a necessity if you work in media today. It's the internet shitheads are everywhere. Except shitheads are usually confined to their own spaces like 4chan, certain subreddits, and comment sections. Twitter is the one place shitheads can co-mingle with actual creators, celebrities, thinkers,…

The thing that offends me about this is the massive troll job it is and it meaning we have to go through this whole song and dance of "trolling article" followed by massive response that's disproportionately from shitheads ripping her apart for her own sexual decisions followed by other blogs picking up on click bait…

Let me ask you this, if it isn't about legalizing bigotry, then why is no one clamoring about denying services to a murder? Clearly murder is a far greater sin, yet no one seems to care about that. Same for adulterers. What about not providing services for a wedding where there will be shrimp? After all the lines…