At what point does Gordon start causing train accidents whenever Bruce Willis is riding the rails?

Definitely a fuckwit. Douchebag is too light an insult and almost friendly. A douchebag is someone who wears ed hardy or cuts you in line. But total dick works as well. Some other insults that I think fit the occasion:

Definitely a fuckwit. Douchebag is too light an insult and almost friendly. A douchebag is someone who wears ed hardy or cuts you in line. But total dick works as well. Some other insults that I think fit the occasion:

I don't even understand how it's possible for a human being to be so shitty.

Where's Waldo? Who shot JR? Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who framed Roger Rabbit? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How many roads must a man travel? Where's the beef? Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? Who's the boss? What's love got to do…

Clearly your then GF/now-wife is an angel who is slumming it with such a degenerate as yourself. I mean, Blue? *shakes head* Red all the way.

No, telling them to fuck off is exactly the right response. It's exactly why flipping someone the bird was invented. Because fuck off, I don't want to smile, you ignorant, controlling fuckwit.

Maybe this is a bit obvious, but isn't X Factor a show where the contestants sing other people's songs? Sooooooooooooooooooooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa about that originality and not copying people thing ...

I think Revis' haul is gonna make some players take a second look at Sean Gilbert.

FOUL, UNHOLY CREATURE!!! Thine surely be an abomination!

Fuck you! How dare you make me feel feelings! My one weakness, how did you know?

Leslie, your whole argument is invalidated by your claim that "everyone is trying to ride some 1980s Theo Huxtable wave these days" - Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about. 1980s Theo Huxtable was boring. You need to move your mind to the 90s because everyone's going A Different World's Dwayne Wayne right…

They must have recorded over the imaginary Michelle Obama "whitey" video

Well, you say that because whenever you see him he's being humorously outwitted by varmints, but I'm not sure his policies would differ in any measurable way from Ted Cruz's. In fact, I think if you combine Ted Cruz and Rick Perry you're just a mustache away from Yosemite Sam.

I lean awfully heavy on the social roles explanation as well given that I am a straight male and my natural disposition is to assume that everyone dislikes me. And not just potential romantic partners, but friends, relatives, servers, street performers, etc.

I assume that sentence was followed by "...since the Alamo YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW" then he danced around as he fired two guns in the air. "Also illegal, that doggone rabbit!"

You seem to have missed the point of this article completely

You Ruth Bader Believe it!

No, it's like saying Swaggy P is a failure because despite his basic gifts for basketball he's kinda terrible at it. And then adding that he's spent his whole life trying to be like mike and has failed horribly at it.

I think they already like sex