But frankly, to call it a documentary does a disservice to the increasingly very flexible definition of that term, one that Netflix has helped relax...

Chelsea is completely inessential for the few worthwhile moments of this show: watching Fortune Feimster get high af, the wedding chapel director breaking into song a la Rita from Transparent, hearing the white assholes talk about how benevolent slavers were and lying about having a black employee.

I know!!! Sometimes I’ll accidentally click play when I mean to go down to “resume watching” and I’m like NOOOO!! I don’t want to watch this crap!!!

Yeah I don’t understand why they keep giving this woman chances. She is a awful comic, and more than likely a terrible person. She’s like... being in the bog of eternal stench. I just don’t want to be around that.

Netflix needs a “Stop Trying To Make Me Watch This” function. I’m sure it would elicit valuable data for them.

“Her vibe comes off as apathetic rather than open-minded.” Yes, totally. Thanks for this. We watched part of the marriage and part of the racism one last night and were totally underwhelmed. By partway through the racism episode, we had to turn it off because she was being so . . . dense, and like she just couldn’t be…

She has just always struck me as an awful human being, so yeah, not giving this any of my time. I wish Netflix would stop recommending it to me.

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Hey Jez, good to know your first mention of Sanders is about this, and NOT about how he has and wants to spread equality. You’re so helpful.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

I’ve heard so many stories from Obama campaign folk about them sleeping four to a room in a shitty motel in the middle of nowhere Iowa, surviving on fast food, while watching team Clinton eating catered food and staying in luxury hotels. Obama knew how to stretch a dollar, Clinton didn’t. And it showed! That’s why…

Please. Please give us another choice. PLEASE.

Jezebel Basic

Gwyneth Paltrow can learn a thing or two from Angelina Jolie.

15 years? That sounds like a prison sentence.

The really crazy part is I feel like some of my friends who had kids early tried to convince me to do it too so we could be miserable together.

Absolutely. I want people who want kids to be able to have them, and I want people who question it or don't want it, to not have kids. There's enough resentment and unhappiness and frankly, people in this world. I feel like I am doing a service to to myself, my husband and the world by choosing not to. And I'm…

I've never wanted kids but now that my friends have started having them I'm even more sure. I rarely hear anyone say anything positive about parenting.

Honestly most parents I know IRL, say this stuff to me all the time. That they love their kids, but if they could take it back.... When we tell them we don't want kids, they say, "Good... DON'T DO IT!".