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The less committed members of the team were just up to the usual- cutting slash marks in their Aramani|Exchange clothing.

Intern: "Sir, one of our double agents in New York has discovered a way to embarrass the Mets and move Bleacher/Report off the lowest rung of sport blogging!"

Considered self absorbed asswipe by friends who don't jog

Damnit, if Craig Breslow is so goddamn smart, why doesn't he understand how whining about your gentile boss while haggling over a camel sports makes us look?

"What's the matter baby, isn't this romantic stuff turning you on?"

TENDS TO HAVE AWKWARD SEX INSTEAD OF PLAYING BASEBALL

BACKDOOR SLIDER

Are we still talking about Long Island? Because I would only need to suspend my disbelief if someone told me family dinner was not a theatre of the absurd.

Aggressiveness in expansion, and willingness to cut [...] losses if a situation isn't working, is exactly how a fledgling league ought to be run.

Well, I still trust Hockkyyy Insiderr for Wookie-related sports news.

I just don't understand why the rest of the world had to suffer through an Aussie diabolically failing to Channel Nine.

I really resent that letter about us all being "Jeffy." My repressed sexuality and addiction to diazepam clearly makes me more of a "Billy."

3. Get shot in kneecap

I also really enjoy watching the Modern Pentothal-thlon: Fencing, Feeling Like You Are Swimming Even Though You Are In An Empty Room, Lying About Your Previous Employment, and the 1000m Sweating/Incoherent Babbling combined.

What's the difference between Phil and the V-22 project? Phil isn't as bloated as he used to be.

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Meanwhile, the polo shirts issued to the coaches and staff will have a high-performance hair lining.

Judge: You! Cover it up!

Hey hey hey, what do the V-22 Osprey and Lefty have in common?