“Our worst fears have been realized. They’re all gone.”

“It’s spongy and slow as hell, and nobody disputes the fact that it has affected gameplay.”

I for one am not surprised that as far back as 1969, First Take was being used as a launching pad for Flack.

The worst part about Stassi's debut? His teammates keep finding that their brand of batting glove and ointment has been changed, and when they tell the equipment manager, he just says they're going crazy.

They forgot "Andy", "Carroll", "Whose", "Fucking", "Idea" and "Thirty-Five"

The state of Minnesota is planning to take Tom on one last fishing expedition though, during disclosure.

Tagliabue has now added to the confusion by vacating his bowels into his hat, then putting it back on his head.

Yow.

"Is this guy saying there's a bad time to fire a head coach?"

Lambskin Parade

J. Edgar hoover, given his ties to organized gambling and crime, was more like "I, gay, black, ante!"

They also don't play the Marlins again this year.

Rizzo looks pretty beat up. I sure hope he's still around when they get to Florida in the spring.

XI: Though shalt not do anything rational for fucking once.

Yes.

"Fools! It doesn't make sense to discretely move disgraced Irish Catholics from one division to another if you go and announce it to the whole damn world!"

Dogs cannot bear firearms or be granted salvation by Christ. Therefore they cannot be considered equal citizens and this question is moot.

+1

Funny, because being randomly picked out of a crowd and told to pull on a uniform was how Ms Crilly's alleged father got into the priesthood.

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