DandyKoufax
Dandy Koufax
DandyKoufax
Apr 29 2015
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“Our worst fears have been realized. They’re all gone.”

Apr 24 2015
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“It’s spongy and slow as hell, and nobody disputes the fact that it has affected gameplay.”
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Apr 24 2015
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I for one am not surprised that as far back as 1969, First Take was being used as a launching pad for Flack.

Aug 22 2013
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The worst part about Stassi's debut? His teammates keep finding that their brand of batting glove and ointment has been changed, and when they tell the equipment manager, he just says they're going crazy.

Jul 30 2013
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They forgot "Andy", "Carroll", "Whose", "Fucking", "Idea" and "Thirty-Five"

Jun 20 2013
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The state of Minnesota is planning to take Tom on one last fishing expedition though, during disclosure.

Dec 11 2012
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Tagliabue has now added to the confusion by vacating his bowels into his hat, then putting it back on his head.

Nov 29 2012
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"Is this guy saying there's a bad time to fire a head coach?" Read more

Sep 19 2012
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J. Edgar hoover, given his ties to organized gambling and crime, was more like "I, gay, black, ante!"

Sep 12 2012
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They also don't play the Marlins again this year. Read more

Sep 12 2012
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Rizzo looks pretty beat up. I sure hope he's still around when they get to Florida in the spring.

Sep 12 2012
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XI: Though shalt not do anything rational for fucking once.

Sep 12 2012
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"Fools! It doesn't make sense to discretely move disgraced Irish Catholics from one division to another if you go and announce it to the whole damn world!" Read more

Sep 11 2012
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Dogs cannot bear firearms or be granted salvation by Christ. Therefore they cannot be considered equal citizens and this question is moot. Read more

Sep 5 2012
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Funny, because being randomly picked out of a crowd and told to pull on a uniform was how Ms Crilly's alleged father got into the priesthood.