"HI PRETTY IM LIL TIPSY WHAT R U DOING"

Whenever the tattoo artist hears someone yell out "Ink a Dunker, do!," he knows Durant is back in town.

Marion Barry already refers to his first two terms as the "Miracle on Ice."

I doubt he secured the rights to "American Comeback" from Rick Warren, either.

@David Hume: He also opposed civil rights legislation and try to stall Nixon's impeachment. That little scamp!

""Well, I've only seen Schore play once,"

With all due respect, DC's already had a favourite disabled Stennis, and he pulled off a much bigger prank on the military than goofing on some officer's club.

Well unlike McQueen, Alex clearly did not turn down Breakfast at Tiffany's multiple times.

Those are also the three settings Calvin put on the Clone-O-Meter that he and Hobbes invented by turning their cardboard box sideways.

Rednecks everywhere are wondering "Who'n the hell let an Al Kader git in an airplane in thuh firs' place? Of course he gonna try'n bomb sumthin'!!!"

And while the Nisshin Maru is getting any younger, it's still the fastest thing on whales.

There's a similar dynamic emerging in men's soccer, you know. Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham's looks have also clearly a huge part of their branding. So it's refreshing to see a new generation of stars like Lionel Messi and Mesut Ozil grab some of the spotlight away, even though they obviously have very tiny…

Entourage meets The Wire

This isn't nearly as clever as the idea I pitched to them:

"You don't quit the Tour because of a thick lip."

Solo Helms Entire Team To Glory

+ A lot.

+1

Josh Hamilton is still the World Champion of doing whatever it takes to defeat children (and especially parents) in Red Rover.

In America, we only worry about baby race if it's parents are from Mexico, or Saudi Arabia.