Hee hee hee.

On the red carpet, the stars of the upcoming Batman movie: The Penguin, Hobblin', and Two-Cheeks.

And despite years of therapy and medication, Chris Novinski also can't seem to unring his bell.

There is also the issue that sportswriters and fans need players to take the Yankees as seriously as they do, and Cano doesn't seem to be much help there.

Cano is like a baseball Ronaldinho to me. A player who is so un-self-serious that it almost undermines others' ability to take him seriously.

This was also Brutus' day planner entry on 3/15/44.

And just like her mother's vagina, someday she will be "for all mankind."

ESPN does this all the time! They try to airbrush all the Solo Cups out of their coverage of Duke... Cornell...

One tiny shot of coke will not add 30 pounds to your ass.

Tommy Wiseau photography: for all your special occasions!

7/0. Impossible to compute.

Look, the easy way to play a trick with the guys in stripes is to just make everyone look the other way.

I believe you mean *bamf*... amateur?

Actual laugh out loud.

Heh heh.

I like that.

Wikkid.

+1+2+1+2

A Batista who loved watching the voters pile up?

Giving the chairlifts some extra km/h is the idea behind my new invention: The Mazel Tow! The first safety-tested indoor catapult designed specifically for bar mitzvahs.