DandyKoufax
Dandy Koufax
DandyKoufax

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(n.): Professional Wrestling - The angle that is formed when a villainous character feigning ignorance or racism unexpectedly amuses or entertains with fans who unironically espouse similar tastes.

Honestly, if Rinku and Dinesh think hiring goondas like this is the way to get more pitches called for strikes, they just don't understand baseball.

Oh well, at least he'll still be able to play with with Mr. Mertle and bury plenty of baseballs in the front yard.

At the monastery, Jones' passionate attention-getting displays during periods of unrest earned him the honorific "Thích Quảng Hứmp"

Of course today, the only things used promiscuously upon the ball field to intimidate opposing players and umpires are Kate Hudson and Minka Kelly

I'm going to bore her anal canal like it was in Panama!

His nephew found something in Helms's closet while going through his belongings.

The ukulele is an odd choice, given that you don't play many with Open D's.

My post Chipotle Beantownmeltdowns in the bowels also come seeming "out of nowhere."

The title: Football Cops: A Feel

Glitter Machine was actually the monster created when Mariah Carey absorbed Magneto's soul.

NME Presents: "Competitive Jejune: 15 after the Battle of Britpop"

You guys!

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Make it happen, Meech.

Well, pickling is the best way to preserve sardinhas that are going bad.

"Hi all there's my head. It will take a few months to grow."