Truly great.

CNBS: America watches high concept single-camera comedies about Naval investigators here!

I thought the Giants' Sandoval to Lincecum to Molina 326-153-468 double play was not too shabby.

+1

Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo: Pasta with Tender Chicken Breasts and Our Unique Cream Sauce, by The Olive Garden

Miss Fender was so perplexed at all the horny behaviour in her library that she slowly took off her thick glasses, unpinned her beautiful auburn hair, undid two buttons on her tight blouse and coyly wet her lips in exasperation.

@IronMikeGallego: That's great.

Despite his teammates moving testimony, Gary Neville was still convicted of being the shittiest English International of his generation.

Hopkins is such a character.

Damnit.

Josh Hamilton freaked out a bit when he took the field again and saw that someone had strewn crack everywhere.

In my experience, you also get looked at funny when you use "go up Chestnut Hill" as a euphemism for a titjob from your girlfriend.

Not to be outdone, Brian Wilson has generously pledged to haze them both when they get there.

Jar Jar found "Oussama Ben Laden" increasingly hard to get a hold of when he stopped going by "Obi Wan Laden".

Shaq's face often ripples like it probably shouldn't, but it's usually butterscotch or marshmallow.

Another athlete who took an 81 mph slider for the team? Vladdy Konstantinov.

Still didn't get it at 92? Strom Thurmond.

It's terrible that those carnival goers got booled over by that horse. Why didn't anyone Warrnam?

"The Heat are finally, at long last, rolling."

The no hitter came with a free frogurt (good!)