After hanging out with Walker, Tebow can no longer remember dictating the Elohist text.

This may prove to be the Waterloo Engineering Faculty's McMaster.

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"Dude, c'mon man, just F*** it."

REDD FOXX LOSES!!

The reason I worry so much about the Israeli nuclear program in Dimona is that they just stripped that whole containment structure right off after eight days.

Another person who picked "out cow and cultivated a loving, respectful relationship"? David Furnish.

It appears that he made those out of Arthur Dent's beach towels.

Dirktoberfest:

Why would you bring your baby to a tennis match, or a movie, or on an airplane, or really, take it out of the house at all for the first couple years of its life?

+1

He spells it Schoulyer

That video is crazy. I had no idea there were so many players named La Glace.

That Gamboa, he's just a snake in the grass.

If you leave out the references to "cotton candy", the listing could be for a Phillies PR rep.

It's never a good idea to let somebody reap mature plants on your turf. Just ask NPR.

The most humiliating part of all was that when he went to Outback, he realized the gift certificates said "Phoenix Coyotes" on them.

"Not enough dirt on players people are interested in"? Since when are people not interested in David Eckstein and John McDonald?

Well, I called the number and poured all the sarin I had into the receiver. Now we just have to wait.

It's hard to believe that as recently as 1983, only men were legally allowed to bring orange slices for the whole soccer team.