But not as cool as the never-before-seen Frasier, in which Frasier and Niles both want ballet tickets with a woman, and there's a comical misunderstanding.

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"Maybe not so quiet."

Uch, those Wisconsin Democrats need to stop dicking around at the theme park already and get back to work.

Arnold Schwarzenegger played her in that movie, right? I saw the trailer but I never watched the whole thing.

Great, now Kevin Mawae will never have time to work on his Purim costume.

A handful of errors is also what Carlos Habsburg got when he masturbated.

Stake n' Shake is also how UC Sunnydale advertised a number of annual frosh parties.

It's so sad that in 2011, American law enforcement will detain you without a second thought for Driving While Black, Flying While Muslim and Beating The Shit Out Of Your Wife While Appearing on Cable Television.

That's a photo from the time Ariel Sharon sang "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" in 2004, after which he began referring to Gaza as "The Friendly Confines."

Canada credited the shutout to their team's Maxime: Crepeau Diem.

Charlie Sheen will also follow in Iverson's footsteps by going off to do a ton of heroin in Turkey.

Bryant was one of the standout talking heads

It's true, you talk to the owls and all they ever talk about is how so-and-so is such a head turner.

He had it on good authority from a major in the air force that The Owl Was Not What It Seemed.

Hunter S. Thompson also had ginned up credentials, except they were covered in actual gin.

Rob Trucks just does such excellent work.