But why was Anderson Cooper wearing a sailor hat?

And that was the South Pasadena Women's Guild extremely well received reconstruction of the Battle of Pearl Harbor.

If this was my Denny's slam, I might have ordered one muffin, but not two.

Starring Rich Garces as Casey!

In his honour, Brett Farve has renamed his penis "Floppa."

The first sound he remembered knowing, was a football program blooowing...

It is likely to be in excess of 5 million. It was merely a number put into the complaint.

David Matthews? Like, from the band?!

Drew has it half right, but the guns and pees perpetrator of man's decline was actually Lisa Nowak.

"Can I play this guitar?"

@Phintastic: In an alternate universe, Tony Knowles' parlayed his governorship into an unconventional Clinton/Knowles ticket that eventually lost to Romney/McCain.

@Phintastic: Somebody please kill Frank Murkowski's successor (whoever it is) and make it look like an accident.

Another famous Goat-to-Hero?

@FatNakedMoleRat: Got a bottle in my fridge.

1984 mindblow plusgood.

@Landycakeboss: Congrats, I'm sure it's amazing, even though I can't seem to see the video.

At least I can still get my Margaret Atwood news at FredOff Fred.

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