@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I assume the other girl was a waitress at Chili's?

"a video of two naked women using a funnel and fish to commit an unnatural sex act."

@Smooth JA: +1 Bouvier Sister.

@Lady Pha Pha: What makes you think one of your choices isn't contributing right now???

Housing DUAN:

I'd say the most unlikely basket viewers of Sacopee Valley Community Access Television saw that night was the one Christina made on Art Break out of sparkly pipe cleaners that was shaped like a rocket ship!

@vodkanaut: +10,000

I don't like to get into the rankings.

@FavreFAIL: I see ya won first prize.

Swiss Cheesecake?

Jay Cutler is so bad he makes medicine sick. (Although the cause was listed as 'exhaustion').

An immovable object that can grow exponentially larger at will

@UweBollocks: Washington Wizards

Poor guy, he thought his buddy said "We're going to the Boom Boom Room to party. So urine or are you out?"

Ultimate Warrior, however, reminded Bart Scott that if the Jets want to win this Sunday, they need to make sure that when the powers of the galaxy came down like gods to give him the power of the Ultimate Warrior, there was no room for anything but a destiny of blood and combat out from the streets, into the canyons…

@UweBollocks: Well, it's nice of you to say so. Anyway, Toronto Argonauts:

@Dandy Koufax: (It's supposed to be a picture of Sarah Palin in Nashville. I give up, it wasn't even that funny.) [www.guardian.co.uk]

@UweBollocks: Memphis Grizzlies

Tillie Olsen, Esteemed Ball Puncher

@UweBollocks: redacted.