@UweBollocks: UNC:

Hard to believe that this kind of ignorance about America goes on in Bangladesh. And here I thought it was one of the most civilized countries in Africa.

"It's so sad. I can remember a time when lawnmower racing was a gentleman's sport."

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Once Upon a Time in America

@AzureTexan: We can't tell you until you're at least Operating Thetan VII.

@vege-tables: YATTA

@Sheed's Bald Spot: If your Brazilian' is coming out grainy, try using a little lanolin ointment or some aloe first.

@Desi_Relaford: The Jets are still perfectly satisfied with their system of Bulletin Broads.

Suggs livened up another boring post-practice press conference.

Let's discuss the brilliance of a sports paper named Sport. Can hardly imagine such succinct honesty in America?

Teen Wolf Mauls 5 Players in 10 Seconds!

@The Pope of Chili Town: I regret that I can only heart you once.

@Landycakeboss: What? I er thought he was a-uh macho superman who conquahed the MOON!

@Landycakeboss: I er thought he was aye-uh macho, womanizing stud who conquahed the MOON!

@Landycakeboss: Mr. Butlertron, were you aware that there is a secret association of parents AND teachers?

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: Internet Petition Field

Uh, I'm pretty sure the one thing that card can't do is be "rare."

Buffalo is not an original six town, but there's no disputing its qualification as a winter sports mecca.

@John H. C. Staton: Don't do that here.

Moose Mahoney? Those guys were the only reason to watch Frasier in the later years.