@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: +bicycle shorts

@RonZookonRedBull: You forgot Queer's Park Rangers, Twatford, and Leyton Oriental.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: You're a member of Tea Party Express, too?!

Another series of Greek misfires that caused many a laugh around the office: Dukakis '88.

No wonder all of this team's attacks were futile. Does the article mention that they play in the Delian League?

@David Hume: Disney has also optioned a script of mine for a direct to video sequel: Timon and Pumbaa of Athens.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I see what you did there.

@Frank_Stallion: Oh, Alpha Flight...

"Puck gets ripped in half" happens in chapter 17 of my new horror/comedy novel A Midsummer Night of Living Dead.

@ClueHeywood: Also his pass completion rate in the playoffs.

@Fallopian Tubing: +1

I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure having a separate Hall of Fame for first ballot players violates the Equal Protection clause.

@Steve U: +1

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Carlos Sagano is not amused.

Yeah, but the homeless are just as likely to eventually leave for South Beach.

@Shammgods_Divine_Providence: I larfed.

"Great." "A lot to do with it." "We went out and executed."

#slowconnectionsmakethisimpossi...

@UkraineNotWeak: No wonder he just made so many Boo Boos.

Not to make light of the fact that somebody has lost their job today...