Me? Read Jezebel? Being affiliated with the Social Justice movement? What an amusing notion.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I don’t even own a Sunday!

So if I plunged your toothbrush into filth and excrement and let you scrub the bristles clean, you’d still use it?

Calling Peter Gabriel “former Genesis front man” is like calling Tom Hanks “former Bosom Buddies star.”

But space ghost died too :(

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I have no fucking clue how what you said is a valid response to my satirical comment.

THERE! ARE! FOUR! BOOBS!

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

It’s certainly not robbing the character Janeway of her dignity any worse than getting space salamander pregnant.

I guess the degree to which you like this sketch depends on how much you like Fraiser... I kinda like Fraiser, so I kinda like this sketch (minus DHP flubbing his lines).

“In other news, I’ve literally never won a game of Scrabble in my life.”

This is MX-410. He is canon.

Brandon McCombs at 11:21pm likes acronyms and they cannot lie

Jalopnik does not always agree with you about rockets, because they have written about rockets. And they don’t agree with you about motors, because they have written about human-propelled bicycles.

OHFcar at 11:52 FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY TELLS AN ACTUAL JOKE

XJguy at 11:41pm reminds us of cycles

Jimmy Joe Meeker the second at 11:47pm just plain spammed everyone for some reason.

Oh wait for some reason Jimmy Joe Meeker the second at 11:58pm responded to irieite’s bad joke