Me too. I feel your pain.

Can I also put in a bid for Full time Snark Monster and occasional feminist ramblings?

Speaking from the (very limited) perspective of someone who has lived with/relationship'ed plenty o lovely, charming women in the past, it's funny to me the wide array of relationships women have with their bodies. Some who can tell you the moment they begin to ovulate and others who remain somewhat in the dark to all…

They insulted Bansky and the rest of Canada in one shot.

Maria Bamford has some makeup advice for us.

My parents pulled me out of school for over a year and NO ONE looked for me. It was by far the most dehumanizing thing ever done. I learned a lot about how little I mattered to the world then.

Does he do the thing where he eventually just presses his face against the bottom of the door and loudly snorts/exhales right into the room? Mine does that and it's simultaneously creepy and endearing.

Oooh pugerpillar! We call the all legs tucked pose the loaf of bread, the baked potato, or the burrito. Then we get a little silly saying we're going to bake her in the oven and eat her up. Shit is ridiculous, haha.

Oh yeah, so is my gal, just in the last year or so (turned 8 in April). You just can't see it in that photo, but it looks similar to yours. And they both have that pretty pale fawn coat with the nice black markings- even with the grey coming in :) Ladypug owner friends 4 lyfe!

OMG the lil gradient muzzle! And the faraway look... Love them.

When I house sit for him, the pug comes and hangs out by the bedroom door in the morning, just breathing. It gets louder the longer I wait, as he moves closer and closer to the door. He knows exactly how to run this system.

A PUGERPILLAR. Yes. This.

Another long pug! I call this his superman pose..

Tybalt, the Prince of Cats! Tybalt, who belongs to my advisor, joined the household because the kids wanted a dog sooooo badly, but dad didn't want one. He made them a deal: Find a dog that is stupider and uglier than I am, and you can keep it. Thus, Tybalt. (Dad and dog are now the best of friends, so it all works…

I believe Mr. Fusspot wins king of all pugs.

Irresistible floppage. They both haz it. Here is the sacred pug-god, Mr Fusspot, just chillaxing:

Oh my god...adorable. Bonus points for the Nirvana record in the back.

AW it's so teeny! Mine is a 30 pounder, but I love the wee ones too!

Maybe it would have motivated my parents to keep me in school, instead of pulling me from the first week of 2nd grade. I received literally zero education. Not only was I failed by my parents but also by the system and those that are supposed to enforce the laws the protect me as a child.