Cassie, I trust your judgement. Is it okay if I support this woman based not on her movement but on her glasses/style alone?

No, the women on Jdate are pretty desperate.

I'm a big guy... I have a wood shop. I drink scotch and brew my own beer. I drive a very large truck and occasionally go horseback riding. But dog photos like that transform me into a blubbering, baby-talking, swooning grandma like caricature. I just can't take it.

what's creepy about that? It's the first thing I tell women I approach at the bar.

seriously, though... I just googled corgi-chu, and that is an incredibly cute dog. If I wasn't full on my dog quota I would be looking for one now. So adorable.

She's spoken for:

I'm sorry, this arrangement can't work. She requires her own, 500 thread count feather pillow. You'll have to find someone else to make your twisted, swinger, ménage a trois fantasy come true, you sex-pervert!

Haha, so familiar... I remember sleeping in my hot, non air conditioned studio apartment years ago and so long as at least some portion of me was touching my significant other I'd sleep like a baby. On the far side of the king size bed with one leg draped over hers.

It's funny to me, I've heard people grumbling about this recently (just a few friends and acquaintances) that sharing a bed is outmoded our based or religious what-have-you...

Funny, I remember that from my indie rock days. Modest mouse frontman, yes?

With a name featuring barnacles I would have pegged you for an aging coastal fisherman. My bad.

Practically! Western Massachusetts. Let me just plus it into my gps and figure out the timetable.

First thing I thought at the beginning of all this argle-bargle (and seeing the photos) was "oh, you play as an "in disguise" Zelda who's on an adventure to rescue Link. I wonder if that's overt story or revealed through the course of play."

I'm not exactly sure what's implied by capatilizing that little bit there, but I want you to know I have a lot of spare time and a broad spectrum of talents.

When I was a lot bigger and (forced) to work out constantly in the Army I would routinely freak out the short order breakfast cooks by ordering a dozen eggs over easy with hash browns, bacon, biscuits and gravy.

I have several dogs. Does that count?

It's funny, I was in the Army for years and being in any kind of better shape takes a kind of commitment that's fun for a while, but starts to feel very vain after too long.

it's abouts where I hover. I call it "in-shape-fat-guy".

Haha, I would sacrifice my abs in a heartbeat for the sake of my palate. Thankfully they've been living in harmony (off and on) for a long while now.

I'm allowed to have abs AND soulful, doe-eyed conversations on the meaning of life with my pug. 20 minutes of crunches/core exercising everyday doesn't exclude me from being a decent and caring male.