I dot really mean to criticize you, but I feel in the time you took to write that post you could have easily searched for the answer.... So I took care of that for you haha:

My first on-post Military housing in the Army was INFESTED with cockroaches. I'll never forget my conversation with the government/civilian contractor in charge of our maintenance:

The best part is just how Canadian the reply sounds, no? "It's a whole 18.5 degrees centigrade out here!"

I was scrolling through Wiki pages a few months ago and noticed about halfway down the page for M. Night Shyamalan every instance of his name was replaced with "M. Night Shyamamalamadingdong".

This is crazy. And FYI super illegal.

I work in a VERY specific, small, technical field along with my partner. And when things like simultaneous layoffs happen it can be brutal.

Sincerely sorry to hear that. I know first hand how devastating things like this can be for a family. Hope you folks land on your feet.

I'm furious at myself for worrying that participating in #YesAllWomen would lose me Twitter followers or turn off the boy I'm trying to impress.

You sir/madam, are a treasure.

Same here! But somehow I got stuck with Ivan, of all things. I was this close to "Ivar" so I guess I should consider myself lucky.

Fantastic! I spent time helping a friend of a friend years ago with a herd of Belted Galloways in New England. I enjoyed it and someday when I finally move out to the country I wouldn't mind keeping some.

I told the pug you thought so and she gave me this look:

I really enjoy how the first part of your comment makes me visualize you at the fair with some pet cows, just hangin' out. Anyway, I'm sure you're representing your farm in some kind of 4-H capacity or something?

Oh, I know my place... Those people are far too beautiful to associate with the likes of me, haha. I'll stay here and down at the bus station with the other Chud people.

Is there a wait list or application form to get in this friends group?

Now, now... Let's take it easy on this fella. He served our country in some vague fashion he won't articulate fully. Which is in no way suspicious.

This comment reminds me of a local bank commercial I saw for the first time today: "are you looking for a bank that has successfully progressed through time?" Ugh.... Horrile.

Nidhogg is local only, though. Yeah? I'm recently moved and surrounded by normals. I need to make video game friends for couch coop purposes. I haven't done that in 15 years, here goes nothing.

Ha! Came to post and did a quick look-see to make sure somebody didn't get there first.

I'm drawn a blank as to their major competitor... I can't remember the name for the life of me... It's been years since I lived in RI and I used to wait hours watching the Del trucks go by waiting for a non-seed-and-pulp-laden mush. Bah.