excuse me?! We don't need to 'make up' for Rammo! That man is golden! Give him back please. I'll post Catherine Tate to you immediately upon Gordon's safe return.

It's really standard in England! "That guy's a right James Blunt."

now I don't feel bad for using his name as rhyming slang anymore!

Oh god, I forgot about starry gazey pie! Ugh. No thanks.

Very interesting question. I consider myself a "former (drug) addict", but I am also an "anorexic currently in recovery". I've never considered it before, but it's kind of weird that I see myself as a "former addict" but not a "former anorexic".

Lagoona?!

roller derby dolls???! I'm in! Wait a minute...

OH MY WORD. I've never seen this before, thanks for sharing!

I'm not implying that at all. They are lesbians singing about love, therefore their song is an expression of (their separate) queer sexualities.

My boyfriend has an article from the local paper stuck on his wall which reads MAN OUT OF TREE AFTER DRUG RAID. It's about a guy who tried to evade the police by hiding up a tree.

Not all of it! A dude in my hometown cut off his dick in the middle of the street. And a transvestite had sex with a dog near our castle. And another guy had a sexual addiction to slurry, and repeatedly broke into a farm to masturbate in their muck spreader. Truly, we are the Florida of Cornwall.

I live in Cornwall, and am half Cornish. NO-ONE here eats Ginsters. Ginsters is a fucking blot on pasty-kind.

Ooooh, you saw Tegan & Sara??

Rad queer ladies doing their thing are sexy! Totally counts! I love it, thanks for sharing <3

I'm sorry to reply to you again but omg this one is killing me:

SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT SABRINA CHAP

This is one of my guiltiest pleasures. Like a lesbian No Doubt. Can't find the actual music video, which had Axe Girl running around a school queering up the place.

fucksake, this is incredibly triggering to those of us with/recovering from anorexia. I was literally about to eat and now I can't. Thanks a lot.

You're so welcome! I'm not a dermatologist and obviously can't replace one, but I totally understand needing to try to sort something out yourself before going to a professional.

Are they latex gloves? there's a neat little CDC guide to contact dermatitis caused by gloves here, which might be worth checking out.