coconut oil is just oil.

I don’t know, man. He has that desperate cheery “I am a bag full of garbage and I know it but I’m not sure how to stop” stream of consciousness thing going, plus I have legit met people like this. I absolutely think it could be real, except I’m going to hold out on believing the ‘not a racist shitbag’ disclaimer until …

At this point, it is one of the joys of this series - waiting for the humorless homer who doesn’t get the joke.

This is special.

Is this real? It can’t be real.

Wow, about fucking time! Naturally, it was the Washington article.....

There’s always one, isn’t there...

Aw, look! A Washington fan! We’ve got one right here, demonstrating all the couth and gentility demonstrated so ably by the owner! Well done, sir. Well done.

This woman is the fucking Hercule Poirot of wives. She led you right into the very spot she wanted you to be all along!

I think she played you hard man 

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

Su’a will not be permitted to return to the club for the remainder of the 2017 NFL season, including the postseason.

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Florida: Hold my beer

Haven’t Florida public schools suffered enough this year?

I’m 26 (almost 27) years old and the Dolphins haven’t won a playoff game since I was 10. I’ve wasted half of my life rooting for a team that has literally given me zero reward. 

Which one: Henne or Pennington?

Drew was only four-years-old, five tops, when he started this blog. And four-year-old, possibly five-year-old Drew just wasn’t wise int the ways of...

This roster SCREAMS 7-9

When the last player from the undefeated season dies, and the last fan who remembers that season dies, such that the “perfect season” Dolphins have faded completely from memory; then and only then, will they be allowed to have a decent team again. We have spoken; it will be so.