Googles “sit down wipe” and discovers:

Yeah, a jalapeno is pretty weak. I’d understand throwing up from a habanero more.

Someone needs to explain to Magary that you pick up the shirt and find the collar or the tag, flip your hands to that certain place you figured out since you were 4, then once you put your head through the hole you automatically know where the arm holes are.

I have a jar of hot sauce that is like 6,000,000 su. For reference, a jalepeno is about 5000. I had a buddy who bragged he could eat anything hot. So I coated a wing with just a wee little bit of it.

Great, now I’m gonna have the shirt-putting-on yips forever.

It can be rough being the butt of so many fumbled jokes

getting 60,000 drunk fans to agree on something is unfeasible.

Adam ruins personality tests. TLDW: It’s all BS.

As a software developer, I can tell you usage metrics go a LONG way in helping determine improvements, fixes and new features in practically all software.

i used to be better... too many idiots on the net now, so can’t really be sure what is sarcasm or pure ignorance.

eh... look at the footage. that’s a drive-on-the-left country, so the right side would be the driver’s side. hence the trucker’s concern that he had killed the driver.

You save even more by not wasting your money on this generation of crappy Samsung TVs trying to impersonate OLED (and real qled) through marketing trickery.

You save even more by not wasting your money on this generation of crappy Samsung TVs trying to impersonate OLED…

Friend, if you think this is good, check out an OLED set. Qdots are interesting, but look like crap next to a solid OLED set. It’s jaw-dropping.

Friend, if you think this is good, check out an OLED set. Qdots are interesting, but look like crap next to a solid…

That bit made me wince. Rupture is the last word I’d want to associate with that whole area

Ruptured testicles is about the worst thing that could happen to any man, let alone a 13 year old boy who can barely get through the word “testicles” without laughing.

I’m in the “haha” party. LOL always seems dismissive to me. Plus “haha” is scale-able, for example:

haha - not bad
hahaha - That’s a good one
hahahahahahahahahaha - you peed a little
heh - mild bemusement
HA! - your inner Nelson Muntz
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! - Your inner Bond Villain

lol is kind of the worst. It’s used as punctuation more than an expression of amusement.

Dang, these are starting to get tempting. $2600 for a 65" is about what I paid for my 65" plasma 5 years ago.

Dang, these are starting to get tempting. $2600 for a 65" is about what I paid for my 65" plasma 5 years ago.

“you’ll come away thinking we’re dicks.

If Times Square looks like the coolest part of New York to you, save money and spend two hours at your local mall listening to the Hamilton soundtrack.