I had been saving for a Visor when the iPaq presented itself to me in all it’s color touchscreen and stylus glory - complete with wifi! I remember using it once to help someone figure out why their wifi wasn’t working in fact (turned out they were actually connected to their neighbors router instead of their own, both…

Just in case the Area 51 raid really does take place on Sept. 20, there are some Groom Lake captives denizens experiments projects that are photosensitive and do not like direct sunlight and will be very, very angry violent adversely affected if some dork throws open the wrong door. This is a precaution to find them it…

This not a celebration of his death. It is a mourning that he will not be here to face the consequences of his existence.

TLDR up here because I know that will be your only first fucking go to: Yea he died, I hope his goddamn brother kicks off shortly too. The assholes are straight up evil and no amount of softsoaping them will ever erase what they and their fucking father did to harm the country and the world with their outright Ayn…

A burner created just to make this comment?  I am SHOCKED I tell you, SHOCKED!

I mean so did Hitler, and Stalin, and many others. 

Shocker!

The sand that would end up between the tires and the panel would probably end up being similar to running belt sanders on it

Europa Clipper followed by the Europa Dipper(?) equipped hopefully with a Yellow Submarine?

Obligatory:

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

That discomfort may be a feature, not a bug. If the chairs are uncomfortable, you won’t linger at the table as long and they can seat the next party.

Snakes on a 2d-plane.

Good times.

Maybe there’s a cannon behind a roll-down side of the container that shoots the package through your window.  Package is on-time; busted window is your problem...

Ahhh....I get it...So THAT’s how you get out of the greys!

https://www.dresseswithpockets.com - a search engine just for dresses and skirts with pockets. Over 8500 at last count.

Or in some cases, jugs.

Aren’t babies drinking milk out of cans?

Syllogistic logic? You’ll never defeat bigotry relying on tactics from those filthy Greeks!