Yes! That bit about him having to cancel the Milwaukee event due to protests is really important. He’s stuck in a house that’s too big even for him, and it’s too quiet, and he can never shake the feeling that his friends are governmenting without him. He misses the circus.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

I agree with you completely. Travelling is a priority to me. When people are like “wow, how are you going to Europe for a month?” I respond “y’know that 65" tv you got? That’s nearly the cost of my whole trip”.

This is my rule: Before you take the next major step in life, save as if you were already there.

Yeah, but you’d be surprised how many people don’t even consider reducing their spending. I know quite a few people who live the lifestyle they feel entitled to, even if it’s beyond their means, and focus exclusively on increasing their income to pay off their growing debt. They usually end up stuck in a job that they…

Seems like you just described how you’re better with money than your brother.

Hi... Officer here.... and to interpret the Officer Oath.... it’s orders of the President... NOT A CERTAIN PRESIDENT. We Fly the Flag of the US... OL’ Faithful... NOT a CAMPAIGN flag of the person who won.

Maybe I’m wrong in this, but when people are comparing the current US situation to Nazi Germany, they aren’t meaning Nazi Germany at it’s height of power, but when the Nazi party was just coming into power.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

The rage here was wonderful. I feel like you said it when you said it.

“We took some unprecedented actions today due to the unprecedented obstruction on the part of our colleagues,” Sen. Hatch said in a statement. What does unprecedented mean again?

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I…

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Last spring we used part of our savings and paid off our mortgage. Since then we’ve kept “paying” the mortgage, it’s just going back into savings.

The academy hates anime. Frankly, they hate anything that isn’t Disney, meaning Zootopia is pretty much guaranteed to win.

No no no, you don’t get it. We need to increase our use of oil, but decrease our use of foreign oil. We need those oil drilling and fracking jobs to Make America Great Again, but we need them in America.
Decreasing oil and gas usage? Why do you hate Making America Great Again? Go back to Russ ... er ... Venezuela you…

If you marry for money, you’ll work for it everyday of your life.

I was thinking that too. She has to stand by and watch her husband’s legacy be ripped apart by a monster who spent years swearing he wasn’t even a citizen and calling him, “the worst president in history.” The fact that she isn’t ripping Trump’s throat out on live TV is a testament to her class and greatness.

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

There’s more sparkle between the Washingtons, and they’ve both been dead for 200+ years.