Everyone has lied to me, everyone has deceived me… the SS has left me in the lurch. The German people have not fought heroically. It deserves to perish… it is not I who have lost the war, but the German people

they’re very common in nations like North Korea and Russia, where their respective armed forces are regularly used to show political strength. warn people not to step out of line.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

Prep for the Gawker uprising.

He’d probably still call them “Sandpeople.”

Oooh, that one looks a lot nicer than the one I bought on an LH recommendation last month. And self-cleaning too! Of course, it’s also $10 more. I wasn’t sure about the idea of a bidet, but I figured for $22, I could try it, and if I didn’t like it, it was a cheap education. And if it didn’t last more than a year, I…

Oooh, that one looks a lot nicer than the one I bought on an LH recommendation last month. And self-cleaning too! Of…

does the grammar “needs fixed” bother anybody else?

Actually I think that grammar issue was on purpose, in reference to Zoolander

Have you ever seen a crafters stash? People who sew stockpile fabric, knitters develop hordes of yarn. I never spend more than when I am neck deep in a creative project. Paint, supplies, etc. you always buy more because you might need it later.

Some banks (TD Bank, for example) has a billpay where they’ll mail a check to the utility provider on your behalf. It’s cut down on how many things I personally mail AND how many checks I write too! (both are nearly 0 now)

And they all thought I was crazy when I bought 1 million forever stamps at 41¢ back in 2007.

For the love of god, also make sure whatever table you put the forks on is one you own.

Maybe the product needs an upgrade on materials or something, but wouldn’t this be an ideal solution to the tire chains thing if it was durable enough, and if they snipped off the foot-long ends so they’re not having fucking accidental chariot battles on the middle of the freeyway?

As someone who used to do 3D renderings and modeling for a living, this was a neat, but colossal waste of time.

Also...that apartment apparently has no bathroom.

I gave up on buying cat toys. This year they got catnip, balled up wrapping paper and those zippered bags comforters come in. And boxes.

Agreed. Though RC had better take steps to ensure that Trump stays away from their dressing rooms.

My favorite part of Trump not being able to book anyone is his tweet about “I don’t want any A list celebrities to come!” Do you think he realizes that he tacitly told the bums who are actually willing to perform for him that they’re bums! “I don’t want popular, famous people! These losers are good enough!”

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Trump & Company. Notice how he plunged Boeing stock into the toilet a week ago with his tweet about Air Force One, and now he’s plugging them for a magic contract for an “F-18 Super Hornet”? The man’s twitter account creates his own insider trading effect.

That’s pointless if you’re using a password manager. If you’re not, well, sorry, but you’re creating nothing but trouble for yourself, and giving people bad advice at the same time.