I might as well go to bed because there won’t be anything better than this to be seen today.

*walks back into spaceship which, by pure coincidence, shaped like an upturned rice bowl*

Torch, just want to pop in and say that you write some of my favorite stuff on here. “Cybaroque” is great!

When I first choose my PIN, I put a random store receipt in my wallet. I set my PIN as one of the totals on the receipt. Only I knew what it was for. It didn’t take long to be certain I had committed the number to memory, and I ditched the receipt.

Well, it’s definitely a UO, as you say.

Thinking sr-71 as a such advanced airplane and seeing the cars from the same period look soo weird.

Friend of mine had this exact problem, this morning. Seeing it again in your article has me dreading a call from my mum, who is nothing like tech-savvy. /sigh

I still love him, even if he knows dick about cat dick.

What is this, a submarine for ants? Thing looks tiny.

You Asked?

If this nurse knew what the parents were doing (or, ya know, NOT doing) for the kid, they should have called CPS.

I wrote some very angry and very murderous things that I don’t want to hit “publish” on. So instead here are some cute animals.

So I help out a charity that runs free advanced driver safety course for teens, we had an event in Pomona at the fair grounds this weekend. The first thing we talk about is any recent traffic deaths, every event we have something major in LA or Orange County to talk about. This weekend it was this. One of the parents…

There’s an episode about that.

“Is that the one about the guy who sits on the mat?” - Tim, January 2016

True fact, all villains get their start by being dipped in something terrible.

Would you douse a filet mignon with salt?

But those small things are the ones that keep us from eating babies!.