Everyone has lied to me, everyone has deceived me… the SS has left me in the lurch. The German people have not fought heroically. It deserves to perish… it is not I who have lost the war, but the German people

They just put that rider in the contract to make sure the promoter is paying attention to the important ones.

they’re very common in nations like North Korea and Russia, where their respective armed forces are regularly used to show political strength. warn people not to step out of line.

Of course cows eat red Skittles, where else would Nestle’s Quik come from?

The silent but deadly headline was just demanding this riff.

My guess is her anus.

Maybe smartphones? The idea of people wandering around mindlessly, consumed by their devices, might evoke zombie imagery.

If everyone is grey, no one is grey

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

Gravity waves are specific to atmospheres and a phenomona involving density. It’s more to do with fluid dynamics and interactions with surface features. Fairly mundane but interesting to meteorologists.

How did they miss the opportunity to name it Ardhu McD2?

Short of never using USB drives at all, or setting up an isolated computer specifically for the purpose of checking USB sticks

Huh? We already know women are from Venus

Hey, at least you asked for the rest of us!

Do you want a giant alien gateway to the uncanny space behind space to drag itself from the ruined surface of Venus? ‘Cause this is how you get a giant alien gateway to the uncanny space behind space.

They’re testing their final plan of turning Venus into a smiley emoji.

Still my all-time favorite.

Yeah. When the moon’s in the sky and all you see are blue eyes, that’s a Moray!

I’m sorry for my aspersion upon the squid.