The FCC is not trying to control the minutia of the internet. They are just setting up ground rules so all the companies can compete in the open (or at least that's the idea) Secret back room deals favoring one service over another while the cableco has a competing service are not goo for the citizens.

Never had a chance with the back wheels up on the tripod like that.

FYI it doesn't install anything without your permission. If you say no to ASK toolbar it wont install.

Of course this article is about Java adware on Macs...

Just pay attention to what you click and you'll be fine. Alarmist clickbait title is alarmist clickbait title, y'all.

Okay, but why do they call it the Golden Arches when their logo and trim on their roof is black and blue?

Each of our suppliers has its own proprietary feed formula. In general, the feed contains from 68 percent to 82 percent grain —corn, soy and wheat — with the balance comprised of vitamins, minerals and protein-based products.

Would somebody housebreak WTFDog already?

F*ck Band-Aids, what about Hemophilia?

I'm sorry, a temperature SPIKE? Did no one read the Cardinal in the Kremlin?!? How many satellites must be destroyed by ground based laser superweapons before the public takes notice?

Thank god you provided the answers.

Like very tiny chicken.

It kind of sounds to me like they killed the employees/had them tied up in the back but had to serve people to avoid suspicion. Or aliens.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

No, the original commenter is right. If I saw someone trotting down the street in one of these the first thing that comes to mind is "crazy". If there's one thing I've learned (which, frankly, I haven't always been good at applying), it's that you don't put your dick in "crazy". There is no end to that kind of…

Judging by the sheer number of FDA infractions racked up by supplement makers over tainted drugs, I'm gonna say no.

What do they do with the grid at night? Do that for 20 minutes

OMG this is so perfect. This is the Internet Law I want named after me. YES.

That would be a good name for a restaurant. "Everything Tastes Like Ham"
(Well, I would like it...)

When it goes to seed, it's the WORST. So bitter.