Fucking-A. Remember that movie "Towering Inferno"? As a kid, that movie scared the ever loving shit out of me.

Born too late to explore the world

It's easy to lampoon Robertson. So why bother?

I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg is aware that demons have Facebook accounts. I also wonder what kind Internet connection they have in hell.

I bet it's dial-up, because that would be hell.

What an amazing group photo.

If there is a Ninja Holiday shouldn't it be more ... unexpected?

As Mars approached opposition, Lavelle of Java set the wires of the astronomical exchange palpitating with the amazing intelligence of a huge outbreak of incandescent gas upon the planet. It had occurred towards midnight of the twelfth; and the spectroscope, to which he had at once resorted, indicated a mass of…

Who among you, if presented with Scallops instead of beef, even in a situation when you actually wanted beef, would return the Scallops for beef? I simply can not comprehend.

MONDAY BCO WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

4-5 pounds last half a year? You people are doing it wrong

"Original copy"

Oh sorry, I used the middle to wrap my fish for lunch.

Probably because that information comes from a site less reliable than Pinocchio.

My mother lives in England, my stepfather is British. I've had what you would refer to as "good" tea.

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

Just set one up. Now I have to lie in wait for a wrong number..."This is not the Droid you are looking for."

i'm from canada where it's currently minus a million and snowing sideways, and i can tell you, this is a feature you really was in a winter jacket, that its cleavage window leaves you bare to the navel. that'll totally keep you alive.

That's why I really don't want kids. They'll look at me 50+ years from now in Fun Happy Climate Change Earth and stare at me, betrayed and say "You...you all knew this was happening? You knew this was coming and you didn't do a single thing about it? Why!?"

And I'll have absolutely no response other than…