Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

That's no moon. It's a space station.

If your password is Blink182 you deserve worse than being hacked.

Obviously it's Spock's coffin, left over from long after everything died out on Genesis. Now, I know what you're saying... "But commentorentatortorator, that sure doesn't LOOK like a regulation Federation coffin.." or "but that all happens in the future!" or "but this is Mars...", to which I'll say "DUH - that's a…

3 Weeks after receiving your kit.....

"the malware probably ended up on the nuclear power facilities through an unauthorized USB device."

STOP. FUCKING STOP IT. EVERYONE KNOWS BACON COMES FROM PIGS, ESPECIALLY JEWS.

They would even mix it in with their sweet tea.

MAKE THEM HOW MOMMY MAKES THEM!

One thing I've learned is someone will always try to defend these people. I even had a comment today (which I dismissed) whinging about how "too many" of these rely on laughing at ignorant people. No, they rely on laughing at people who, when politely confronted with the fact that they were ignorant, either turned…

While thats very clever, its also incredibly stupid doing that around all that dry brush.

wow, I know John Lennon flew coach back in the day

She's says being a slave is bad.
You'd be surprised at the amount of adult criminals who don't understand that concept.

You don't know Jezebel very well lol

It is truly mind boggling to think that beautiful plane was designed using slide rules. Something so advance before we even had proper color tv. I feel like the SR-71 was one of those leaps in technology once every few generations. Though we know how it worked and was made I often wonder if it could be replicated…

"Only 61 years and 5 days later..."

Dude looks like a fucking vampire.

Right? Some of these things make sense (ie. drink water at restaurants for health reasons and because beverages are over-priced) but some of this is just crazy (if you can't stand water, pony up for a goddamn drink then, DO NOT make lemonade at the table).