At least we know that they watch The History Channel.
http://www.historynet.com/top-secret-wwi…
DanYHKim
DanYHKim
ACME is basically DARPA... but derpier.
No surprise that the people in charge of international finance are stupid enough to click on a phishing link. The recession didn't happen because they're the brightest people in the room. You get better performance throwing darts or using a magic 8-ball.
I find this to be an indispensible travel companion after a few Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters:
I've often wished I was born a hundred years in the future, so I could take part in the great adventure out there. But since I'm stuck here, in this time, I guess I have to make due with laying the foundation for that adventure, so others can live it for me.
I very nearly had a turkey fry Apocalypse happen to me about a decade ago. I didn't calibrate the thermometer so I kept heating the oil to get it hot enough. When I pulled off the lid the oil auto ignited. Luckily the oil didn't boil over so while I had 10 foot flames I didn't have a fireball of boiling oil.
"Alright buddy, where'dyou want this building?
Oh Darpa, the power to destroy a missile in flight is nothing compared to the power of the Dark Side...
... This is next for the US government!
Wicked cool. Now let's see him do a Damascus blade the same size.
We used to speculate, maybe because of something non-canon from Splinter of the Mind's Eye, that the scene meant Han Solo had Jedi potential. Yes, I'm old and have been a geek a long time.
'Check out our patented gyrosphere. Whatever you do, avoid driving it through brachiosaurus droppings, or your visibility will literally be shit."
Lens flare.
I am literally begging you. Don't start emulating the awful click-bait article title styles. Your readers will read your articles regardless if you go with this style. So don't treat us the same as the rabid, ignorant masses like this.
Did he leave his cardigan in your car? Did his Mom take you across the street to the graveyard and show you his headstone? So. Many. Questions.
This one is actually a good server/bad manager story. My sister-in-law loves to eat at this local restaurant that serves some amazing Spinach & Artichoke Dip. They are also the kind of place that is open until 11pm, but doesn't really have customers past 9. We came in around 9:30, ordered our usual, only people in the…
If only he'd stayed longer you could have explained that if any of the human meat has been frozen, that's written on the package. But the fresh human meat is still dead. If he wants fresh live human meat, he'll have to go to a restaurant and pick it out of the tank.
Taking my girlfriend there in December for her first time. Those waiters are LEGIT.