"I suspect the Germans have a word for taking something great and then stripping it of everything remotely joyful until it's a cold hollow shell not fit for existence."

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

My theory is that they were waiting for the invention of dubstep so they could properly score it.

No but seriously though you should be watching Ghibli's "Ronia the Robber's Daughter". Oh and "Garo: The Animation" too. Oh and Mushishi S2 as well.

Thanks to J.J., I couldn't read the title through the lens flares.

And bacon!

Obligatory!

Apollo 15 astronaut Dave Scott did this on the moon in 1971.

No, no, no, no, no. If you don't want to touch raw fish, hmmm, maybe don't make sushi?

The tea towel is a good idea, all the other stuff seems like a good way to waste your money when compared to a real sushi mat.

when did they invent the female mustache razor?

"the black-evil-sword that eats blood of Tolkien"

I now know the exact difference between Holy Cow and Holy Crap.

Don't forget they have to be local chickens as well. The bucket needs a profile of each one, and directions to the fields they were raised in.

+1 for proper use of "whet"

Mmmmm. Haven't had KFC in years, but I'll be damned if this didn't whet my appetite for a bucket and some mash.

Ahem, you should have realized by now that you don't work WITH cats but FOR cats.

*waves hand*