You had a perfect opening for a ‘microwave oven camera’ joke, and you let it slip by! You have to keep up with current events!

I suppose so. Yours is a useful point. We live in a very wide and diverse world, and we Americans have had the privilege of being able to live as though such standards ought to be universal. I forget that it is only from my privileged position that I can make such an assumption.

A body is still a weapon that can kill if the mind within that body decides take such an action. So that’s out.

If the body is a weapon, then there is no distinction between simple assault and assault with a deadly weapon.

True, but I hold my nation to a high standard, regardless of the policies of other nations.

So, if you have two-factor authentication enabled, you will be notified by a text message when they attempt to log into your account. When you receive the text message with a code, that tells you to change your Google password.

Bay leaves contain a small amount of the chemical phenol. Phenol is poisonous and volatile, and so it discourages insects from making a home in your food. Works for linens, too, I am told. (gram quantities of phenol can kill a human)

You’re right. My perspective on my comment was really distorted. Thanks

With the repeal of Dodd-Frank in the works (or a done deal? I’m not keeping up), it may be a good idea to get out of banks, anyway. They’ll be free to use your depositor money to underwrite their own risky financial gambles. In theory, FDIC should protect your money, but if there’s a really big financial crisis, who…

Why are you using cash?

You know, this position is only helpful for bowel evacuation by accident. The leg position was used by samurai in order to provide extra leverage for a powerful iaido sword strike from a seated position on a field toilet. Thus, the leg to be lifted and crossed over must be on the opposite side as the hand that draws…

Maaann! I almost fell off my chair (an office chair, not a toilet) laughing when I read this Haiku.

They don’t all shit on the ground. Some do it in the trees, and it falls to the ground.

Wait . . . wait. You have never seen the ‘one page resume’ rule? It’s, like, the first rule in almost every article about writing a resume!

One big ball the size of this room is all that will fit. It’s orange.

It never fails. We’ve just gotten everyone together to go to church. We’re walking out the door, and the phone rings.

I thought we were supposed to cook it in a waffle iron

It has come to the point that I am starting to see a coup d’etat by the Pentagon as a vision of sanity . . .

The Washington Post tried to show people the pictures already.

Thank you. I try to get my dose of superiority in other ways.