You’d need to adapt the heater from a heated bidet seat.

Thanks for showing this link.

Some Botox users report that people misinterpret them during conversation because of loss of non-verbal cues. This effect makes sense, but there is also a ‘tail wagging the dog’ effect: Botox users may have loss of emotional experience.

OK, you have to re-energize it each cycle . . .

“You can’t explain that”

My wife and I had different ideas about how to celebrate birthdays. In my childhood, we had a family event with cake, presents and a special dinner. When our kids had birthdays, my wife would arrange for neighborhood kids and school/church friends to be invited to a party. We had games, a pinata, cake and ice cream,…

Oh yeah! KFC is the absolute go-to food for Christmas there. If you didn’t pre-order your “Kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii!” (Kentucky for Christmas!) bucket literally months in advance, you are an official dweeb to your family and to anyone of the opposite sex.

“He told me there was nothing the school could do because half the school was sexting,” Ms. Wolfgang said about the response she received from a school counselor.

On a TED talk, the speaker once described himself as “Italian, kind of like Olive Garden is Italian”

From what I gather by reading the Behind Closed Ovens feature, the manager will (illegally) dock the server’s pay for the price of the meals.

That is very sad-making. You sound like a decent person, and you also did a courageous thing by standing up to the blonde line-cutter. You were firm and polite to a person who is used to intimidating and shaming others.

Ebenezer Scrooge . . . I am the Ghost of Restaurants Past!

2. Yes, this is the kind of thing Jesus kicked over tables about.

Aaah! Thanks for the advice about the sponge. I’ll do it differently, since clogging the dishwasher will really cost a bit to fix.

FireKitty, I know how you feel.

I’ve given up and just bleach the fuck out of everything on the regular.

Fluvoxamine is supposed to help with that.

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That doesn’t require any effort on the part of the bookstore employees.

FYI, there are now underwear with activated carbon inserts to absorb the smell.