This is, apparently, a thing in China for drivers.

Oh! Thank you so much for the pandas!

Um . . . they seem to be a main ingredient in pork buns in China. They are also used for, um, imitation calamari. (Well, actually, not.)

Actually, if you go to the website of Dawn Pork & Bacon, you can find their product list, which includes this selection:

Don’t be sorry. We do this kind of shit to ourselves, and love it.

If he was ineligible, and was dropped from the program, he might now be eligible again, but he would also be at the end of the waiting list. He’d be waiting for three or more years to be getting benefits again. Sometimes it is not worthwhile to get the job for a year, because it makes you a beggar afterwards.

I went there a few times with friends years ago, and neither of our orders were ever correct.

“Boneless”? What the hell kind of bone do you find in a pork rectum?
DON’T ANSWER THAT!

Oh! Thank God!

So, the wire coil transformers are always pulling power, while the other kind (I can’t call them ‘solid state’, so what do we call them . . . transistorized? Damn! I’m showing my age!) do not pull significant power when off-load?

Well, I must now throw in my support for the ban on poop/vomit stories. They are no fun at all, if this is how they turn out. I’d rather read about “Caramel Sauce Lady” or a hundred “gluten intolerant” customers eating breadsticks than have to endure a poop/vomit story of this caliber.

It applies to waiters because your waiter used to be the ‘colored help’. Wage and hour rule exceptions to labor laws all fall to industries that are traditionally staffed by ‘colored’.

I can only think that Cohen is one of those guys who puts a stack of singles on the table at the start of the meal, telling his server that “This could all be yours, if you treat me right.”, followed by deductions for every perceived deficiency of service.

Life and art . . .

No baby food! Instead, give your baby a nice set of dentures!

You are my Hero!

They must also initial each page, to indicate that they read it and accept what was written there.

Get an insulated cup, or a cup cozy. That should help keep it hot for a bit longer.

re: making Jews look bad.

I must agree. For a person to eat *only* nuggets, and to make a fuss at a public venue celebrating someone else’s life event, is barbaric.