I once went to meet my daughter’s kindergarten teacher. I forget how old I was, but not unconventionally old for a father of a kindergartener. In any case, when I met her, all I could think was “My God! She’s just a child!” It was really strange for me.

Yes, but there’s a strict injunction against poop stories. I think they’re being saved up for the book.

Manager’s girlfriend/mistress needed that position?

The Japanese have this as a retail custom. People come in, and shopkeepers (or restaurant chefs and staff) all seem to yell “irasshaimase!” as a greeting. They are supposed to be enthusiastic, I think (not a personal experience. I have only read about it.)

Is CNN doing this just to give Jon Stewart an easier send-off? I mean, this stuff practically writes itself! It’s almost as good a present to him as Donald Trump running for president!

And then he started to sing. It was planned, of course, scripted. Obama spoke the words, “amazing grace.” Then he sat in silence for five seconds or so. Then he said those two words again, in a deep, gravelly voice. He was singing “Amazing Grace,”

Gaawwd . . . where was this guy when they were making vehicles for Mad Max?

It looks like they took a Honda Motocompo and turned it inside out.

These should give off sparks and flames whenever brakes are applied

This is so great, even after reading it again. Will you be my therapist?

Wow. From reading this feature every week, I can see that there are a LOT of people who need to be on supervised outside activities with clear behavioral goals. Such therapy would reduce the fantasies that service people must have involving rubber hoses.

I wonder if ‘corned beef memory lady’ was an opportunity to make up a wild-ass story. Kind of like:

Maybe you can specify how many millimeters of cream cheese you want (e.g. “I want it six mm thick”)

I use a waterpik with an adjustable pressure. When I set the pressure to its lowest setting, I can rinse them out pretty well.

For this, I can be a communist for a night.

As they say in the South: Well bless your heart!

Boeing has a SC plant as well.
http://www.boeing.com/contact-us.pag…

Volvo recently select South Carolina for building a $500 million plant. I imagine they never mentioned the flag. Perhaps it is time to ask them why it is not an issue for them.

Cue Rod Serling just around the corner . . .

We have a buffet restaurant called the Golden Corral in town. My family calls it the Golden Trough.