Because female is modifying the noun coach. She is a woman, not a female. She is a female coach, not a woman coach.

You’re right. National outlets should totally be following the lead of the local press and blowing teams at the expense of honest discussion.

Hell, according to this we’re doomed because I’m older, have more education, and am a (terrible) Christian whereas he’s agnostic.

I think thats a low blow to Albuquerque.

The Ref is in perfect position to call the play but the turnover is so unexpectedly bad that he just falls on his ass trying to get out of the way. It's just fantastic.

I love how this play was so amazingly awkward, even the official fell on his ass.

I really can’t wait for this year's elaborate butthurt responses from NFL fans taking these articles too seriously.

I’ve been playing videogames for twenty years but I’ve never played online because I’m too afraid. I really really don’t want a fun and important part of my life to become a thing where I feel uncomfortable or upset. I know, I know, not all male gamers/not all online gamers/not all online male gamers, but it’s only…

Any time this gif can get dropped, it a great day.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

good mom

What are the odds of BOTH parents dying at once? Even if something that awful DID happen, you’d have the perfect sitcom pitch. “What happens when two selfish MILLENIALS have to care for seven grief-stricken orphans? HILARITY! That’s what.”

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

First: people have different experiences of pain - “pain tolerance,” essentially. What you perceive as an “every day, regular ailment” may very well not be. And considering these are individuals who you say are generally healthy and recreational use/addiction doesn’t factor in, I’m going to give them the benefit of…

“And that’s not to toot toot my own horn or anything...”

What do women want?

In the second case, wouldn’t it be a picture of his father?

And isn’t the unspoken purpose of Ladies Night to get the women drunk and easier for the guys to fuck, which gets the guys into the bar? That’s... still not exactly great for us.