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This all could've been avoided if they just stuck with Tebow

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

Does it fucking matter? It’s truth. Regardless the outlet

This comment is everything wrong with America.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

The mother proceeds to tell my manager that I was extremely rude to them and that I lied to them about the wait time because I was “discriminating” (wat) against them.

“Anna, you are the exceptional snowflake compared to the shit garbage that comes out of Jezebel. You know how to journalism and get sources and shit, so be proud! Don’t fall off the pedestal, but can you lick my balls from up there? I totes expect that.”

Michael Oher Says The Blind Side Was Bad For His Career

THIS.

It's like watching the crowd at a Dave Matthews Band concert.

Huh? There’s more to games than combat. This isn’t a perfect example, but the main criticism of Arkham Asylum was its forced boss battles. It didn’t need them, and they were notably repetitive and felt tacked-on.

“The Ed Hardy Boys”

Damn. You’re completely right.

Whining Matilda

As a bald guy, I just want to say getting the top of your head sunburned sucks,

“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…

When all else fails, blame Corey Lahey....or Trevor Lahey....or Randy Lahey. You can find him at 1 Bonnaview.

.....fucking randy